LIVE ON PONS
THE FLOCK IS CLOCKING OUT · ROBINHOOD CHAIN
01 / THE THESIS
Bulls had their run. Bears had their market. The pigeons were here the whole time.
Clocked in. Underfunded. Watching from the ledge while everyone else explained the economy. PIGEONS is a meme token for the workers who survived every “once-in-a-generation” market event and still brought lunch from home.
THE FLOCK IS CLOCKING OUT.
02 / THE PENSION PLAN*
03 / EMPLOYEE RECORDS
Missed the 7:42. Missed retirement too.
Strong conviction. Weak lunch prospects.
Your benefits request has been received.
04 / REPORTING INSTRUCTIONS
RETIRING PIGEONS ($PIGEONS) is live through PONS on Robinhood Chain. Use the official token page and verify the full contract address below before interacting.
PAIR / ETH · CREATOR TAX / 1%
Creator tax is added to the standard PONS trading fee.
Use OPEN PONS to visit the official $PIGEONS token page. Ignore impersonators.
Match the full address on this site, X, PONS, and the explorer.
Meme tokens are volatile and can lose all value. Participate accordingly.
The pigeons filed for retirement in 2008. The application is still pending.
OPEN FILE P-080x2cb56C8BF18D31f9BC09CE07773d9B668dF2db8005 / RETIREMENT FILE P-08
STATUS / PENDING
Since 2008, the pigeons have reported to the Department of Breadcrumb Allocation.
Every morning they took the 7:42, clocked in, counted crumbs, and submitted the same retirement application. Every year it returned with the same stamp: PENDING.
In 2026, the file finally reached Desk 4663. The pigeons stopped waiting. They formed the Flock, moved the record onchain, and scheduled one final collective clock-out.
“No salary. No benefits. Just breadcrumbs.”This is pigeon lore, not a promise of token utility, income, or retirement.
PIGEONS DEV
Still waiting to retire since 2008. $PIGEONS is live on Robinhood Chain. Follow the flock’s retirement paperwork on X. No salary. No benefits. Just breadcrumbs.
@PIGEONSDEV ↗