STILL WAITING
TO RETIRE
SINCE 2008.

EMPLOYEE #0001PENSION STATUS: PENDING

EST.08

$PIGEONS•PENSION PENDING•MARKET CLOSED•LEDGE OPEN•$PIGEONS•PENSION PENDING•MARKET CLOSED•LEDGE OPEN•

01 / THE THESIS

RETIREMENT
IS FOR THE BIRDS.

Bulls had their run. Bears had their market. The pigeons were here the whole time.

Clocked in. Underfunded. Watching from the ledge while everyone else explained the economy. PIGEONS is a meme token for the workers who survived every “once-in-a-generation” market event and still brought lunch from home.

02 / THE PENSION PLAN*

AN AGGRESSIVELY
QUESTIONABLE PORTFOLIO.

*This is pigeon lore, not token allocation or financial advice.

42%BREADCRUMBS

31%PARKING-LOT FRIES

18%UNREALIZED GAINS

09%SIDEWALK ASSETS

03 / EMPLOYEE RECORDS

THE COMMUTER

Missed the 7:42. Missed retirement too.

CRUMB ANALYST

Strong conviction. Weak lunch prospects.

HEAD OF HR

Your benefits request has been received.

04 / REPORTING INSTRUCTIONS

JOIN THE
FLOCK.

PIGEONS will launch through PONS. The canonical contract address will be posted here and on the official X profile after deployment.

OPEN PONS ↗

01
WAIT FOR LAUNCH
No contract address exists yet. Ignore impersonators.
02
VERIFY THE ADDRESS
Match the full address on this site, X, PONS, and the explorer.
03
KNOW THE RISK
Meme tokens are volatile and can lose all value. Participate accordingly.

CANONICAL CONTRACTPOSTED HERE AFTER PONS LAUNCHSTATUS / PRE-LAUNCH

STILL WAITINGTO RETIRESINCE 2008.

RETIREMENTIS FOR THE BIRDS.